go up down, jump around, think about true romance.. Yea
10. You insist on being a part of every poignant moment in my life
9. You are a liar, doing one thing one day and another thing the next.
8. I have to personify how I discuss you because I don’t have the proper words to quantify you otherwise.
7. You made me write that ridiculously worded previous reason
6. You are uncaring, unfeeling and just an asshat
5. In the last 40-odd years, you have reminded everyone in my life of mortality. And how one single eff-up on my part could make mortality reality
4. The more I learn about you and what you are capable of, the more I despise you.
3. Every moment I spend worrying about you is one less moment that I can just enjoy
2. You suck.
1. Listen you sorry excuse for a f***sack, couldn’t you at least leave the children out of this? Fucker
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